All Tesla Cybertrucks recalled due to stuck accelerator pedal issue

Tesla Cybertruck, genius billionaire brainchild of genius billionaire manbaby suffers multiple simultaneous failure conditions, up to and including the penultimate failure mode for a fucking car. "Won't slow down."

dude imagine be driving truck and can’t slow donw, stuck go pedal, drive fast no want, truck no stop.

Bruh cars are dangerous y'know? They like, go fast and stuff. It's kinda important that they can stop.

Nah man whatever i don't care as long as the glass is thermonuclearbulletproof.

If you have to drive next to one of these things be sure to pay attention to it and don't get in front of one, as it may accelerate into you uncontrollably.

I'm looking out for you guys.